Before we begin: political tickets, please
The first fringe candidates: "scattered" and "other"
John Donkey: America's first cartoon candidate
Joseph Smith: cult candidate?
Leonard "Live Forever" Jones: High Moral Party
George Francis Train: "Spread-Eagleism"
Victoria Woodhull: first woman to run for president
James B. Walker: from mainstream to fringe: Anti-Masonic Party
Mark Twain: first celebrity candidate
George Edwin Taylor: first African American candidate
Will Rogers: Anti-Bunk Party
Gracie Allen: Surprise Party
John Maxwell: Vegetarian Party
Homer Tomlinson: "King of the World" candidate
Gabriel Green: Universal Flying Saucer Party
Louis Abolafia: World Love Party
Pat Paulsen: TV Comedian: STAG Party
Eldridge Cleave: Black Panther: Peace and Freedom Party
Dick Gregory: TV Comedian: Freedom and Peace Party
Pigasus: Yippie Candidate
Aftershocks: nobody for president
Joan Jett Blakk: Queer Nation candidate
Vermin Supreme: "Why not the worst?"
Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey: Vampires Witches and Pagans Party
Stephen Colbert: "Americans for a better tomorrow, tomorrow"
Frank Moore: Just Makes Sense Party
Keith Russell Judd: Federal inmate 11593-051
Roseanne Barr: first female serious comedian candidate
Jimmy McMillan: Rent Is Too Damn High Party
Naked Cowboy: independent in underpants
Deez Nuts: Games with Balls Candidate
Andrew Basiago: Time Travel Candidate
Zoltan Istvan: Transhumanist Party
In exiting: watch your step.