Once Upon a Time, Bitches: Design Your Fairytale Life, Control Your Destiny, and Become the Hero in Your Story
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Branden LaNette., Branden LaNette|AUTHOR., & Branden LaNette|READER. (2019). Once Upon a Time, Bitches: Design Your Fairytale Life, Control Your Destiny, and Become the Hero in Your Story . Findaway Voices.
Chicago / Turabian - Author Date Citation, 17th Edition (style guide)Branden LaNette, Branden LaNette|AUTHOR and Branden LaNette|READER. 2019. Once Upon a Time, Bitches: Design Your Fairytale Life, Control Your Destiny, and Become the Hero in Your Story. Findaway Voices.
Chicago / Turabian - Humanities (Notes and Bibliography) Citation, 17th Edition (style guide)Branden LaNette, Branden LaNette|AUTHOR and Branden LaNette|READER. Once Upon a Time, Bitches: Design Your Fairytale Life, Control Your Destiny, and Become the Hero in Your Story Findaway Voices, 2019.
MLA Citation, 9th Edition (style guide)Branden LaNette, Branden LaNette|AUTHOR, and Branden LaNette|READER. Once Upon a Time, Bitches: Design Your Fairytale Life, Control Your Destiny, and Become the Hero in Your Story Findaway Voices, 2019.
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Full title | once upon a time bitches design your fairytale life control your destiny and become the hero in your story |
Author | lanette branden |
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